wonders of sour milk

So lets spend a little time talking about the wonders of sour milk. But first, let me dispel a few myths about it.

First, contrary to popular belief, sour milk does not taste good. At all. The after taste, even after brushing your teeth, is also unpleasant. There is nothing redeeming about the taste of sour milk other than it tastes better than whatever tastes worse. I’m not sure exactly what tastes worse, but I do not recommend this as an avenue of research however. If I had to place any bets, I’d put money on cabbage. Or elves named Frank.

That’s about it for myths.

Now facts. It will save you money. And this is wondrous.
This afternoon I spent an hour or so wandering around the mall with the mission of buying a few things for the homestead. But with the dry taste of sour milk, I couldn’t bring myself to actually stop long enough to want to buy something. This (not buying things) turns out to be a great way to not spend money. Who knew?

Though, I’m pretty sure this would have been foiled had I eaten a pretzel.

There was always a lineup at the Pretzel Maker.

I hope this has been as informative for you as it has been for me.

-d

PS – I’m still not really sure what that milk was doing in my fridge.