So early one morning I was in the kitchen, getting ready to fry some bacon, when I was greeted by this:

Really, the photo, in all its police-esque evidence, speaks for itself. I assure you, the undeniable outline of a slice of bread—now very well done toast by this point—is on there permanently. Centuries from now, [...]

Behind this case of media, where it is completely inaccessible, sits a plug that is the correct orientation. The other three plugs in the living room? Upside down. The rest of the building? Upside down.
I’d fix them, but then I’d have to find something else to talk about. Imagine that. Someday, since I’d like [...]

Before I begin, just how many of you cringed at the superfluous “i” in the title?
Earlier today I was finishing off a game of scrabble on Facebook and at the very end I was faced with the potential of three “i’s” as my last letters. Which isn’t a really encouraging possibility. And sure, there are [...]

I’m pretty much moved into the new place and, with help from John, got my couch up the flight of stairs. This did involve balancing it briefly on the rail and that was pretty fun to see. Thanks John. But I still have another prank planned for you.
Being in the new place is actually making [...]