nothing but self-taught here

There’s a new Instructional Video out in theaters now called “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People”.

Seems like it might have some good lessons in it in case I ever need to alienate someone so I decided to contact a few friends and see who was interested. This brought on the usual barrage of emails back and forth asking about this night or that night. And so on and so forth. In the end, they’ve all become sadly unavailable. One, apparently, had to do something called “work” and another mentioned something about “last man alive” (which is strange, that movie isn’t even in theaters).

Is it wrong to go see something called “How to Lose Friends & Alienate People” alone? I’m sure there’s irony in there somewhere. Personally, I think it’s rather hilarious.

Clearly this is like the Ring, except instead of causing people to die after watching the video, just making plans to see said movie will send them scattering.