A Mac, an Irina, and a pumpkin.

So last time I was a tad early and this time I’m a bit late. But, as of last Friday, John finally has his Mac.

And it hasn’t broken yet.

Next, as he already knows, I’m going to work on getting company-wide iPhones.

In other news, I’m a little concerned that things are over between Irina and I.

Though I guess I can’t be too surprised when I started sending her messages like:

“I like relish” and “I ate a banana”

Truly thrilling content, I know. With a combined total of seven words, it’s a real page turner. Just maybe she’ll write back and tell me how tender her heart is for pumpkins and I’ll know it’s meant to be. At least until I build my trebuchet and do a very scientific study on the effects of pumpkins hitting a large, flat surface at high speed. My initial theory? It’ll be spectacular.